I’ve smelled some stinky things lately. Currently I’m sitting at my desk…and all I can smell is what seems to be a rotten orange. Why? I don’t even have an orange at my desk let alone a rotten one. The other day I was in a meeting, and all I could smell was staaanky feet…like someone kicked off their shoes and throw their staaanky feet up on the conference table, inches away from my nose. And then there was the smell of rotten food…in my apartment none-the-less…but my dishes were done, fridge cleaned out, and trash taken out…and those tasks were completed a few days ago so there shouldn’t be any lingering smells like that hanging out in my kitchen.
At first I thought it was me. I smelt my hair…my cloths…my arm pits. “Is that meeee?!” But nope…I’m 100% confident the smells are not me, but they seem to be following me around. And these smells are something you don’t want to loiter around too frequently or long. So why are these annoying and so far from delightful smells trailing me? It’s so unexplainable. I mean…are they chasing me? Or do I happen to be in the wrong place at the very wrong time? Does anyone else smell them?
I fear these questions will never be answered.
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