ok, so one of my friends/co-worker sent me this link yesterday during the day for a new product called Squeeze Bacon...yes, bacon you squeeze out of a bottle. Gross...absolutely, intriguing...certainly.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html
that could either be one of the nastiest things i've ever seen...or perhaps the tastiest. i haven't really decided yet...but i planned to buy a bottle as soon as i saw it sitting on the grocery shelf. i mean, wouldn't you?! personally what really gets me is the picture in the bottom right corner on the website...squeeze bacon on top of real bacon. genius.
after work i started telling a good friend of mine about this weird new product discovery...so we head back to her place so she can see it first hand on the web. well my dumbass mind suddenly became determined. why wait to just see it sitting there...i needed to be proactive about this. “we HAD to try that product NOW!”
so what do I do…but call around to all the local grocery stores seeking out this beauty. and then after not finding it in ANY grocery store, and with curiosity raging through me at this point, i decided to buy it online for $7.99...who cares what the shipping cost!
we clicked the ‘buy button,’ which brought us to this joke page…it took us a good 5-8 minutes of flipping back and hitting the buy button over and over again before we really understood what was going on…despite the joke page coming up every time…it was a joke….and NOT a real product...yes, we were duped.
son of a gun. i’m an idiot...squeeze bacon...what can i say? we were filled with hope and desire. why would we let reality get in our way? haha…you got us…April Fools!
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