a vital inquiry indeed

One of the most important questions of my life…do I enter a tater tot eating contest or not? Free to enter…winner gets a $200 gift card…everyone receives free tater tots for a year just for entering. So far there are only upsides. Now the downside…the high possibility of my humiliation. I put myself in these situations often enough…and although tater tot eating sounds harmless enough, the true likelihood of putting myself in an entirely embarrassing situation is there. Oh what to do…